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Does Sean Cody deliver what it promises on the outside?

The very first page has two things that tell you immediately: beyond these gates lies a Magic Kingdom, but it ain't Disney World. To your left are two of the hottest examples of the species "Homojockus hunkus" that you'll find on the site, and at the top a formal disclaimer, which translated simply means "If you are a minor, or you or your neighbors faint at the thought of horned-up young men sucking dick and fucking ass, then get the hell outta here!"

Once inside, the entire page speaks for itself, with six different scenes from segments that tell you--what you saw on the disclaimer page wasn't even an appetizer. One look at these studs from just PAGE TWO, and you will know whether or not you want to sign up. Me? I'm alread adDICKted, so don't mind me. Go and see it for yourself!

What's good about Sean Cody? What needs improvement?

Not much needs improvement about this site at all. No pop-ups or ads to get in the way of the action, and when this site was designed, Mr. Cody made sure that the K.I.S.S. rule was followed to the letter. Each page is extremely user-friendly, with a prologue describing the model and the action you'll see in the movie clip, a complete photo gallery of the movie and then the clip itself, which is conveniently available in every configuration from dial-up to broadband/DSL. About the only thing that would make it better is to make the slideshow feature in the galleries automatic, for those times when you want to look at all the great pics and uh...still keep both hands free, if you know what I mean!!!

One note: Even with DSL/broadband, the average clip can take about 15-20 minutes to download. I thought the clips were worth the wait, though other folks may not possess that much patience. Just thought I'd put that out there.

How is Sean Cody unique?

SeanCody.com is unique in the way it will make you thank the Latter Day Saints for breeding hunky, good little Mormon Boys who grow up to become hunky, horny pornmeisters, who are motivated to translate their lascivious passions into websites like this one!

Sean doesn't appear in every clip on the site, but when he does he is as enthusiastic a "performer" as the guys he gets to do their thing before his all-seeing cameras. Where some sites put their best guys up front to get you to join up, only to find out that the rest of the models are, well, less than what you expected. With Sean's studs, you have to wonder whether or not he's just growing them in a gay lab somewhere. All are great-looking guys who APPEAR to be about college age or at least post-grads, (but don't let that fool you...one of the cutest guys who looks all of 21 turns out to be 35!!!)

And about the subject of age. None of the guys on this particular site appears to be under the legal age of eighteen (thank goodness), or over 30. Now if you've been reading my reviews consistently, you know what a rabid 'daddy' fan I am. Would I turn down sex with a hot young number? Of course not! I'm not crazy OR straight, but I just prefer the bedroom company of a more experienced man.

That said, if you gotta have twinks, for me, make them ripped, horny, frisky, cocky, nut-bustin' muscletwinks...the kind that are young, dumb and fulla cum, who can go "all day, all night, Mary Ann!" If Sean's site is unique for one thing, it's that he and I have the same exact taste in muscletwinks (as do so many of us), and just when I think he can't top the last clip I saw, I come (and I do mean COME) across one that just about surpasses the one before it! WOW!

Most unique of all is the way that Sean has with these guys. Much in the same vein as Jake Cruise or Rob Navarro over at MilitaryClassified.com, there has to be a kind of unspoken understanding and a trust established between videographer and subject, and like those two guys, Sean has the "touch." Literally. Even Stevie Wonder could see that a lot of these guys really ARE straight, but open-minded when it comes to sex. It just takes the right guy, the right circumstances, (and the right $$$) to ease them into it, and that's a talent that can't really be taught. You either have it or you don't, and he does.

Oh, and that's the other thing: a lot of Sean's models are also 100% QUEER. And who knows? When these straight boys found out what good cocksuckers the gay guys were, maybe it made them...NAAAAAAW. That would be TOO much of a miracle. And this site is more about "world PIECE" than world PEACE. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as Jerry would say...

What do paying users recieve for their money?

First of all, you get some of the best photographed MWV clips I have seen so far. (Rob Navarro's and Jake Cruise's are now neck-and-neck for second place.) When you enlarge the Windows Player browser to watch the clips full-screen, they lose barely ANY resolution whatsoever. And the sound? Dear GAWD. The synch-sound is so crisp and clear--and I bullshit you not about this--I could hear the crackle of a panting stud's chest hair as his buddy's roaming hands oiled down his sexy bod!

As mentioned before, each clip comes with an "About" page that tells you about the model and Sean's take on shooting that particular clip, (which is almost as hot...and sometimes more amusing than the clip itself.) There is also the gallery with the optional "Slideshow" mode (which is not automatic, unfortunately), and of course the movie clip. There are SIXTEEN PAGES of clips, which means if you do the math according to the sixteen panels per page, (and I'm no math wiz), there are nearly 256 movie clips, and almost as many hot studs to choose from. And yes, there is something for everyone. White, Black, Latino and even Asian models; bodybuilder, swimmer, runner and gymnast types that run the gamut. College cuties, skinheads, ex-military types, they're all here, and very few of them are less than hot. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but looking at a few of these guys will make you want to hold something! (And trust me: it ain't yer mouse!)

There's a Member Services page to help you with tips on downloading and playing clips, and some info about passwords and maneuvering through the site. You can also sign up for a Newsletter to keep you up-to-date on changes...and on new guys. There is also the obligatory pages about who the guys are and where Sean finds them, and how to contact him if you'd like to become a "Cody-man" yourself!

Membership fees range from the renewable $24.95 plan (which picks up at $19.95 after three months,) to the one-time $59.95 deal (for 90 days), payable by credit card, online check or phone billing.

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