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Does Pet ur Monkey deliver what it promises on the outside?

"Pet Ur Monkey provides members exclusive pictures and videos of real amateur men who get naked and get off for your enjoyment. Many of the guys are straight, some are bi or gay. The guys appearing on pet ur monkey all do so for different reasons but all of them love showing off their naked bodies and hard cocks."

Technically the above statement is true. The guys certainly are definitely amateurs (because most of them could not make it as pros), and they do eventually get off. I do take issue with the statement "all of them love showing off their naked bodies". I saw more limp dicks on this site than I have in a very long time. If you love doing this, then you will be excited about it. Many of these guys were not. The premise of this site seems good on the surface, no-frills jacking for you to enjoy. If only it delivered. I felt that overall, this site left me wanting in many ways.

What's good about Pet ur Monkey? What needs improvement?

The first thing that hit me about this site was the layout. The models aren't the only thing that is amateurish here. The graphics seemed clunky, and the layout was overly simplified. This felt like a site I would have expected to find back about 8 to 10 years ago.

The next thing I looked at was the models. Did anyone jump out at me? Not really. There are some cuties on here, and I quite enjoyed ogling them, however the vast majority of the models were nothing to write home about. The guys range from muscular (rare) to shockingly thin (takes a lot for me to say this, I love thin guys), with most of the guys falling somewhere in between. The fact that the guys were amateurs was painfully obvious. Many of them seemed bored, and couldn't even keep it up for the filming. Others chose to remain anonymous, and wear a monkey mask while being filmed. Freaky, and not in a good way! (And sadly others who SHOULD have chosen the mask opted not to.)

The videos are available in a number of ways for most models. You can stream the video in Windows Media Player if you are extremely patient, or you can download the video in various sizes to match your bandwidth. There are also smaller clips available to download the file in parts. Each model also has the option to just download the cum shot. None of these options is anywhere approaching high quality. The quality is decent on most of the ones I watched, but could be a lot better. Some of the older updates only have the cum shot video to download, which seems like a rip-off to me.

The photo galleries were a bit better. The photos were taken during the photo shoot, and are of good quality. The pics are viewable in a popup flash window. They are available to download individually, or as a zip file. Yeah! You can also view them in a slideshow format for ease of wanking!

The amount of content on this site surprised me. For a site that has been updating since 2007, I expected a lot more on the site. It seems video was not added until early 2008. I was even more disappointed to find out some of the older models only had cumshot videos.

How is Pet ur Monkey unique?

The models all seem to be unique to this site, with maybe one or two exceptions. I also have not seen any other site that has people jacking off wearing a monkey mask.