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Does Muscle Adonis deliver what it promises on the outside?

The two page preview for the site promisies explicit content regarding the lives of two young muscle hunks that have been prominently featured in various magazines, including Playgirl and Abercrombie & Fitch. The preview also promises additonal features like special guests, streaming videos, a diary and diet and exercise tips from the two hunks, Dan and Pete.

Once you join and enter, however, the site does not match up to its promised goodies. While it is understandable that a new site may take some time to generate a signifcant amount of interesting material, it does not appear that anyone is making a serious effort to maintain the content of the site. The diary contains sporadic entries that are, to be kind, dull. The exercise and diet tips are non existant. As for the explicit male content, after periodically visiting the site over the course of five days, I have not viewed anything that I would consider to be explicit. Yes, there are hundreds of beautifully shot nude photograghs of Dan and Pete. However, the photos are more suitable for use on a calendar or greeting card than featured in a site that promsies explicit male content. Likewise, the videos are almost entiely devoid of erotic content (as well as any sign of a stiff dick and, certainly, no cum).

While there is no disputing the fact that both Pete and Dan are physically beautiful and photograph extremely well, they are both wooden video performers. They maintain vacant, disinterested stares while playing with their limp dicks, and the comments from the camerman/director indicated to me that neither of the boys is really interested or aroused by what they are doing. Indeed, it is the rare exception to see a stiff dick on the entire site. The two guests which appear on the site provide the only real wood. Guido is passable, but everyone on the site seems to be trade. None of the guys generate any erotic or sexual energy. Even the videos/photos of the guys in the gym are wooden and flat.

The site clearly establishes that both Pete and Dan are very into being worshipped. However, as Donald Trump says on the Apprentice, you have to be passionate about what you do, because if you are not (or a damn good actor), you won't be successful. Since neither Dan or Pete can act, and they obviously are not passionate about their work, my experience with the site left me pondering, "Why would anyone pay $24.95 initally and then $19.95 per month thereafter?". I could not come up with any good reason. It certainly is not worth $24.95 to get a link to the Nakedsword, a site where real hardcore can be purchased for on-line viewing.

What's good about Muscle Adonis? What needs improvement?

The site is very well laid out, easy to use, the graphics are well done and the photos are exceptionally good art photos. The site is not crowded with advertising or pop ups. Techincally, it is what I like in a site. In fact, I wanted to like the site when I first began exploring. However, the site needs additonal, current and interesting content to justify the cost of membership. It reminds me of the great looking muscle adonis that is a total dud in bed. :)

How is Muscle Adonis unique?

It is unique only to the extent that it features Dan and Pete, who I have not seen elswhere online.

What do paying users recieve for their money?

Users recieve the chance to chat once a week with Dan or Pete, they recieve sporadic diary updates from the guys and tips on diet and exercise. New videos and photos are added periodically. Users also get a link to the Nakedsword hardcore on-line video store. Pete's attempt at describing his body building salad is particulary lame.

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