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Does Muscle Adonis deliver what it promises on the outside?

This site is called Muscle Adonis, but should be Muscle Narcissus - Pete and Dan posing and admiring themselves. While the site promises to be an x-rated and explicit site of two hot young muscle boys. What it delivers would hardly rise above PG-13. There are no more than a dozen erections in the entire site, the only area that indicates hard core action actually redirects you to another website which you would have to pay and join to see their wares; and by the way those videos aren't of Pete or Dan.

The home page suggests that you will watch them work out and get their professional fitness advice. Aside from a salad recipe, mostly what it delivers is endless pictures of them posing in different muscle shots. The videos are of them standing around preparing to lift a few weights, or posing. There certainly is no fitness advice. Additionally, these guys are not body builders, but rather have the bodies of good looking models. For my taste, that's a good thing as they aren't obviously overdeveloped, however, if you are looking for body builders these guys aren't that.

What's good about Muscle Adonis? What needs improvement?

Pete and Dan have terrific model type bodies; however, they do not react to each other as though they were anything but workout buddies. There is no chemistry between them so you are left with no heat. Additionally, they don't seem quite used to modeling as they do quite a bit of mugging for the camera. Like most of these sites, they feel that quantity is the magic word so they throw up every picture on every roll of film ever taken, including those that are unfortunately out of focus or completely redundant, where you get twenty pictures of approximately the same thing. They need to edit all of their galleries and pick out the probably no more than 20 good pictures that are otherwise drowned by the volume.

The site is neither a porn site as it doesn't have any, nor a fitness site as it doesn't tell you how they developed their bodies, but rather simply a site that has a couple of good looking guys posing, flexing their muscles, occasionally showing their flaccid penises and looking somewhat uncomfortable.

I stuck around the chat room long enough to discover that their lives were indeed as boring as they looked.

How is Muscle Adonis unique?

Sadly, it's not.

What do paying users recieve for their money?

The users receive very little for their money, and most of what they receive in not that good. You can see just as good looking models posing in spandex in most of the men's fashion catalogs.

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