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Does Military Classified deliver what it promises on the outside?

Dressed up in olive drab and other alternating shades of green, the splash page keeps it simple, showing the faces of several of the hotter guys you'll see on the inside. They range from the twinkish to the "younger dad" types, and you'll know without having to read a lot of copy, whether or not you'll want to see more.

What's good about Military Classified? What needs improvement?

Absolutely the first thing Rob is to be commended on are the downloads. Whoever his webmaster not only is worth every penny, but the guy needs to be given a fuckin' raise like right NOW! Never before have I been to a site where the ease of downloading clips was like rolling out of bed! It might be that I have DSL, but I have run into sites in the past that were so slow, I could watch the LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy before ever seeing one moment of hard dick!

Not so with this site. Whether streaming clips or downloading to open and/or save to the hard drive, this site RAWKS! Now when watching the clips, screen enlargement does result in diminished picture quality somewhat, but the hot action does somewhat make up for it. Which reminds me...Note to Rob: yes, you are much more buff and younger than other porn producer/director/hosts online, such as Dink Flamingo, Jake Cruise, Pat and Sam or Doug and Jay, but I gotta tell ya, dude, a couple of things they have that you don't: 1) better camera equipment. Yours is pretty good, don't get me wrong, but over at Jake Cruise's site, I can play one of clips in a browser so big that the guy's dick fills my entire PC screen, and not lose one bit of resolution. (If the guy has a mole on his cock, I can practically LICK it!), and 2) I know the guys you feature are at least 99% hetero, and require liberal amounts of both alcohol and pussy porn to get primed and ready, but does the soundtrack to the videos have to be so damned LOUD?

Hearing every moan, groan, gasp and sigh of the guys onscreen adds a lot to the experience, but some hosts know that hearing some porn slut's caterwauling on the soundtrack drowning out nearly everything is NOT what the customers are into, so they replace it with music tracks, some of which are atrociously bad. But I'd take that over Lydia Labia in the background mewling and screeching like a stuck poodle. Talk about an instant dick-wilter!

How is Military Classified unique?

Rob Navarro (no relation to The Red Hot Chili Pepper's Dave) knows how to sell the "sizzle" to get us to taste the "steak." On the Website Info page where he introduces himself, he talks about how he got into doing online porn, his technique for getting straight military studs out of their clothes and in front of his cameras, and how they CUM away from the experience paid, pumped and pleased by one of the self-described "best throats" in the business. If you've had even one-sixteenth the experience I've had with online porn, you'll begin reading this and roll your eyes thinking "Yeah, bud. Heard all this shit before." Still, you never know, and Rob is pretty hot-looking himself, so he does raise enough curiosity (and at least a semi-hardon) to get you to try it out.

That's until you pick a couple of sample clips with some guys you find attractive, to discover to your shock and horny surprise that it's pretty much the truth! Either that, or the deception is pretty freakin' well executed.
The happy and exhausted looks on several of these guys' mugs kinda had me wishing I could sample Rob's oral skills myself first hand!

The guys do come across (and indeed CUM) exactly as Rob advertises them: active-duty, ex-military and even a few civilian studs hard-up enough for cash and curious enough about sex with another guy to at least come in and have a look-see. (It's very difficult to believe in this day and age that any guy who puts themselves in this kind of situation, has no idea that the person who winds up sucking their cock is more likely to be male than female. And as it turns out, not only do a lot of these guys not mind, but they actually manage to have a good time...some more than others.)

With all the pros and the few cons that this site has, the better sites always have an "ace" up their sleeve that you never expected. Seeing these straight, hard, tough Marine jarheads, Army grunts, Navy squids and the like, melt under the skilled manipulations of Rob's talented mouth and hands like butter on a skillet is indeed a VERY hot sight. But the one clip that absolutely "sealed the deal" for me all by itself, involves a hot little married ex-Marine from San Diego named Michael.

I want to tell you a lot more, but I don't want to spoil the surprise. If you do nothing else, get the two-day membership, seek out this clip and watch it. If this doesn't make you want to be a full-time member after seeing it, write me and I'LL refund the cost of the two-day membership to you personally. That's how fucking serious I am about how hot this particular clip is. That, and I put my email address on the mailing list right after seeing it.

Congratulations, Rob. I don't know if that was your intention, but you just turned this review into a customer!

What do paying users recieve for their money?

The site is very user-friendly, with fast-loading streaming clips or downloads that can be saved or opened immediately, compatible with either Real Time or Windows Media browsers. Besides a complete account of the shoot for each model (titled 'How It All Went Down', which works just as well pun-wise), there's a Flash Gallery link to pics from each set of clips, featuring high quality images that range literally from the opening shot to the closing image of cum dribbling down the guy's leg. That is, if Rob doesn't get to his load first (heh heh!)

The Video Store link takes you to one of my all-time favorite sites, AMVC (Amateur Male Video Connection), which distributes only one of Rob's videos, (there were two, but I think he's saving his best stuff as clips for the website itself.)

You can also sign up for a mailing list that features site updates and new model alerts.

Three payment methods are available: credit card, online checking and CCBill phone billing, and the rates range from a one-time preview rate of $15.95 for a two-day membership, to the whopping 90 day membership, ($59.95, with monthly rebilling of $14.95 after the first 90 days.)


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