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Major Hardon b-minus

By TLBear

May 7, 2005

Does Major Hardon deliver what it promises on the outside?

It promises straight teenagers being tricked into doing gay sex acts or performing for gay audiences.

The site does indeed deliver men mostly under the age of 25 and they are taking off their clothing and losing their loads. But I don't think any of these guys are being duped into doing it. They are doing it for money. I don't believe any of the lame dialogue that goes on between the "major" and his actors. The "major" is a pretty poor actor, but does do us a huge favor by never appearing in front of the camera. That is something he has right unlike, Doug and Jay or Sean Cody.

What's good about Major Hardon? What needs improvement?

This site is designed if you like 19-25 year old white boys mostly with brown hair, and mostly with smooth bodies. The models are real and not touched up. It's a good site if this is what floats your boat, trips your trigger, etc. I would like to see more diversity of hair color at least. Plus a few more hotties of other races wouldn't hurt things. Also the updates are slow in coming. And I had some technical problems with watching the WMV versions of the movies, either messages saying file corrupted or difficulty loading and playing, plus the fact that the WMV files were only 2.5 minutes in length you have to do a lot of switching.

How is Major Hardon unique?

It isn't really, but then in the world of the internet is there anything unique anymore?

What do paying users recieve for their money?

Access to the site, tons of amatuer films and photos and some links to full length military style movies, (mostly Dirk Yates types) and other sites of interest.

Rating: d-plus
Ease of use: d-plus
Download speed: d-plus
Erotic content: b-minus
Technical quality of content: d-plus
Visual quality of site: b-minus
Level of advertising: a
Amount of content: a

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Jerkoff Genius's review b-minus

May 16, 2005

Caricature of Jerkoff GeniusMajor Hardon is the site of the famous "Uncle Don" Ross, who seems to cleverly be able to sweet talk any str8 guy into stripping for the camera. Uncle Don's movies are legendary; he has been making them for years, some older classics like "Chokin the Chicken" or the "Fresh Meat" series come to mind. Well, if you like J/O, you can see clips from over 10 years of Uncle Don's movies all right here at Major Hardon. Read full review

NewsBoy's review b-minus

April 30, 2005

Caricature of NewsBoy"Watch me as I exploit young new recruits fresh out of bootcamp into letting me jerk them off and making them have sex with their fellow officers just for a bit of cash" Read full review

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b-minus

Price

$3.95 for 3 days. Rebills bills at $39.95 every 30 days until cancelled.

$39.95 for 30 days. Rebills bills at $39.95 every 30 days until cancelled.

Update frequency

Two new models added each week.

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