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Major Hardon b-minus

By Jerkoff Genius

May 16, 2005

Does Major Hardon deliver what it promises on the outside?

Major Hardon is the site of the famous "Uncle Don" Ross, who seems to cleverly be able to sweet talk any str8 guy into stripping for the camera. Uncle Don's movies are legendary; he has been making them for years, some older classics like "Chokin the Chicken" or the "Fresh Meat" series come to mind. Well, if you like J/O, you can see clips from over 10 years of Uncle Don's movies all right here at Major Hardon.

What's good about Major Hardon? What needs improvement?

The guys that Uncle Don gets to strip down and jerk for us won't be seen anywhere else. They are str8, tough, rough, often military. I don't think anything turns me on more than real military guys. You just can't get any butcher than these guys! And since Don has been cranking out movies for years, he's got lots of clips to donate as re-run footage to Major Hardon.

Not that I think that Don will change his style on my account, but I have always found the old J/O in the mirror routine kinda tired (his absolute trademark). Why would we want to see a cumshot reflected in a mirror when we have the actual guy standing right there in front of the camera?

A lot of the clips are fairly grainy, maybe due to their age. There is also a tendancy for some of the clips to sieze while playing, like they weren't tranferred right.

How is Major Hardon unique?

If you are a military site or J/O site offianado, you are probably already familiar with "Uncle Don's" videos. These are str8 guys you can only see here or in "The Body Shoppes" video collections.

A nice perk was the addition of some of Dirk Yates' movies, one of Don's peers in the military video biz. There is also access to some of the better quality feeders, like the popular Cruiser Boys to round things out

What do paying users recieve for their money?

About 200+ original video clips of str8 guys strippin and jackin. Although many of these clips have been out in Uncle Don's movies for years, you'll love watching them again. All vids are easily downloadable! No photo content whatsoever.

Generous access to a number of the better quality feeders.

The monthly membership is a little steep at $39.95, but the three-day trial at $3.95 is an absolute "fire sale" bargain.

Rating: a
Ease of use: a
Download speed: b-minus
Erotic content: a
Technical quality of content: b-minus
Visual quality of site: b-minus
Level of advertising: a-plus
Amount of content: a

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TLBear's review b-minus

May 7, 2005

Caricature of TLBearIt promises straight teenagers being tricked into doing gay sex acts or performing for gay audiences. Read full review

NewsBoy's review b-minus

April 30, 2005

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b-minus

Price

$3.95 for 3 days. Rebills bills at $39.95 every 30 days until cancelled.

$39.95 for 30 days. Rebills bills at $39.95 every 30 days until cancelled.

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Two new models added each week.

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