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By Jerkoff Genius

October 22, 2007

Does Jake Cruise deliver what it promises on the outside?

Jake Cruise was an unemployed L.A. webmaster turned porn producer circa 2000. Silver-haired Jake seems to favor str8-ish jock types with a proliferation of latinos, with an occasional marine from San Diego, supplemented with a good number of professional porn stars who you might recognize from other sites.

Jake also runs the Straight-Guys-For-Gay-Eyes website (http://sg4ge.com/), but the memberships are not interchangeable.

Take the tour and you can watch several condensed videos for a sample of what to expect. You can also visit: http://jakecruise.com/home.php to get the full stable of content.

What's good about Jake Cruise? What needs improvement?

I have visited JC on and off almost since its inception and this is one of those sites with tons of promise that only delivers a lukewarm rating in my book (my 85% rule).

My primary complaint with JC is that Jake is such a ham that he INSISTS on appearing in practically every single video which he produces. An occasional host appearance is one thing, but I find it tiresome to watch each and every guy get mauled by the same middle-aged man smiling into the lens with cum in his hair. I have the same issue with Amateur Str8 Guys and Hard'n'Straight. Who wants to watch a diary of someone's paid sex life (for years of episodes)?

That major issue aside, I found the old pull-down menu navigation antiquated (JC being a former webmaster, no less) and non-intuitive. I also strongly suggest migrating to indexed vids instead of waiting for the entire video to download before being able to fast forward through the tedious scenes of Jake taking every chance to be in the lens. The videos ARE ALSO offered in segments, which speeds up delivery - however this feature seemed buried in the pull-down menus.

How is Jake Cruise unique?

Well, since almost every video features the same silvery Jake smiling into the camera...

What do paying users recieve for their money?

For $24.95 recurring or $34.95 non-recurring (don't you hate that?), you'll get: over 250+ videos in medium-good resolution playing either in WMP or QT. There are photo galleries available as well, although the size of the pix is negligable. Updates are weekly - so if you like the goods, a longer membership might be considered.

Rating: b-minus
Ease of use: b-minus
Download speed: b-minus
Erotic content: f
Technical quality of content: b-minus
Visual quality of site: a
Level of advertising: a-plus
Amount of content: a

Other GayGeek reviews of Jake Cruise

Techie's review a

November 13, 2007

Caricature of TechieJake Cruise is a little more rounded since may last review several years ago. By more rounded I'm not talking about the few extra pounds he is packing, but the fact that there more videos without his on screen performance. He's still giving massages. He also has guys paired up and playing without him. Jake has gone international with the addition of some European men. Read full review

Ben Dover Boy's review a

November 1, 2007

Caricature of Ben Dover BoyThere are lots of older guys out there that get just as much play as hot young twinks, and Jake Cruise capitalizes on his bearish appeal on his self-named collection with regular updates featuring muscle boys who want to be serviced by a master. All the studs in his exclusive stable love having their bodies rubbed, oiled, licked, and teased. Sometimes Jake even convinces the studs to use their cocks on his ass, and, when you're lucky, to spread their own cheeks for a first time fuck. Read full review

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$12.95 for 2 days.

$34.95 for 30 days.

$64.95 for 90 days.

$9.95 for 4 days. Rebills bills at $24.95 every 30 days until cancelled.

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