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Does Euro Twinks Club deliver what it promises on the outside?
With a name like Euro Twinks Club, you would expect the site to be bursting with nubile young boys fucking each other like rabbits. Well, there is some of that, but what you mostly find is dated, grainy content with models that not only stretch the definition of twink, they break it altogether. If you are over 200 pounds and have pecs larger than my head, as their latest update does, you are not a twink! (Your definition of twink may differ, but some of these guys fall short no matter how you define twink.)What's good about Euro Twinks Club? What needs improvement?
The site looks promising on first glance, due to the large number of content links on the main page. I was excited to see many choices laid out before me. Then I started looking deeper. The content all seems very dated, and most if not all of it seems to come from commercial DVD's. (Not the good ones either.) The scenes are broken apart and offered as individual updates. On some, I even saw the beginning of the next scene before the feed stopped. We aren't talking recent DVD's here either. Two of them I noticed are from 2000 and 2002, yet were just uploaded in May of 2010 as a new update!The quality of the videos is, quite frankly, crappy. There are three levels of quality you can stream, but I could not tell a difference from one to the next. They were all grainy. It almost looked to me like someone had videotaped the movie while it was playing on their computer or TV. The site has recently introduced "HD Videos", and while they are markedly better than the standard updates, I still did not think of them as anything more than good. The videos can also be downloaded for your PC or iPhone.
The photos are decent, but again not great, and dated just like the videos. The boys are pretty enough, but it all just seems like stuff we have seen before. There is a slideshow viewer and zip file download, should you desire to save the images for later use.
The rest of the site is devoted to bonus feeds, which are basically lures to try to get you to join the other sites. I did not look at them closely, but what I did see did not impress me any more than this site did. There are some old full DVD's you can watch at the bottom of the first page, but nothing more recent than a couple of years ago is offered. There is also a DVD theater link; however it seems to be non-functioning.






