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Does Chaos Men deliver what it promises on the outside?

Why is it called Chaos Men? The site is well-organized, easy to navigate, and colorful--so it can't be that. Perhaps it's because the guys are all looney and just do whatever comes to mind? Hardly--the video and photos are well done, the action is well-structured and certainly it's HOT.

So... it's got to be because surfing through the site makes your heart and cock go crazy insane!

What's good about Chaos Men? What needs improvement?

Chaos men excels when it comes to video. The offerings are many--you can download huge files (most video is over 300Mb) in either Windows Media Viewer or Quicktime (which is recommended and they claim it's better for viewing--I saw no noticeable difference on my computer between the two formats). The photos are OK--but in most cases too few of them, and much of the time the photos don't include the "money shot."

The video is about 80% solo action and 20% duos, with an occasional multi-model blow-job or jerk-off session thrown in. The production quality is high for both the video and photos.

The guys are all mid to late 20s, buff gym-boys which normally doesn't do much for me... but there are a few younger 20-somethings as well, kind of twinkish, so if you like guys that run a wide range of look--from tattooed to smooth and lean--you'll find at least something to your liking here.

The site does hit two of my pet peeves right on the head though--but I mostly forgave them that because of the wide variety of video and models to view. But it was a bit boring to see the same basic bedroom for the duo and solo scenes, and the same charcaol gray background and bedroom for the studio photos of all the models. If anything needs improvement, it's that--spice it up! Pay a little for some new locations to rent, or go outdoors for some of the work for Heaven's sake!

Also, even though the photo sets aren't as large as other sites, the ability to download them all as one ZIP file is soooo nice... and not available here. You have to click, save, click, save and that's annoying when all you want to do is view photos on your hard drive and jack-off!

How is Chaos Men unique?

Unlike almost ever other site, the video here is of astonishing size--so large that even with broadband it will take 10-20 min to download. But this decision to provide quality does make a difference! The guys are mostly all gymboys, mostly Caucasian, so if you're looking for goth, twinks, 30+ guys, Asians, Blacks, Latinos, etc., you won't be as pleased.

What do paying users recieve for their money?

You'll get huge video files of good quality porn, well-directed and produced. If you want lots of photos, you'll only be marginally pleased, especially since many photo sets don't "go all the way" to the cum shot. But with so many offerings, solo action and duo/groups, big-dicked guys, muscular men, and tall slim hotties, you'll be glad you spent some hard-earned cash on this site.

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