Big Daddy

Self-description:

I am an avuncular, sardonic, generous, caustic, compassionate, misanthropic curmudgeon who has a penchant for the young Adonis type and the English Language. I'm too old to suffer fools gladly.

Adult website review philosphy:

I believe that things should be what they purport to be. A porn site should lead your imagination into picturing yourself in the act. Like watching a good movie, you have to suspend your disbelief and imagine that these buff young guys are actually doing you. A hard core porn site should also be really graphic. We want to see lots of erect penises, throat yogurt, and anal penatration with who knows what. If it's soft core, that should be made clear before you pay your money, and still show lots of flacid penises.

Adult website pet peeves:

I hate sites that have gallary after gallary with essentially the same photos of the same guys posing essentially the same way. Edit it down and choose the best. Additionally, sites should be well mapped so that you can easily move around, return to your favorite stuff and find everything. Get organized. Stay focused.

Website reviews:

Website Date Score
Hot Desert Knights May 5, 2004 b-minus
Male Wank April 22, 2004 c
Muscle Adonis April 8, 2004 c-plus

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